How to sneak out of work early?

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If you want to maintain your sanity at work, you'll need to develop a number of skills to survive 30 years or more and stay alive and (semi)normal. You'll need to learn to get up in the morning and come to the same place every day. You'll need to learn that pajamas are not acceptable attire for going out in public, especially not in the workplace.

You will learn that you can't text your friends every 5 minutes and go on quick breaks (although when you light up a cigarette for the first time in the office because you are so stressed and pressured, and a little bored, you will be able to go out as often as you want and need).

You will learn that it is polite to answer questions in full sentences, even if estonia whatsapp list question is asked early in the morning, and that growling is not an acceptable response. You will understand that you will have to waste time in pointless meetings, but also how to appear smart in every meeting and get a promotion.

You'll realize that people are just like animals on the African savannah, except they don't gather at a watering hole Nat Geo style, but in the kitchen around the microwave, coffee maker, and water. That's a bonus tip, by the way, if you want to find someone, go to the watering hole, or rather, the kitchen.

You will learn a lot of useful things and even more useless things, but if you want to survive and keep your sanity, you will have to perfect the art of sneaking out and leaving work before the end of the working day.

Why do I call it art? Because anyone can go and get caught. Anyone can go and come up with countless excuses – dentist, hairdresser, heart check-up, visiting grandma in hospital, picking up child from kindergarten, going to airport to pick up relatives from America… but these are excuses that you can use once, twice at most and then you’re done. And how many convincing excuses can you come up with? That’s what I assumed.

For this very reason, you need to develop an artistic method called – how to sneak out of work without anyone finding out? If you're not good at it, I'm going to give you a few tips that will ensure that you never again wait for the end of work and enjoy hours at home doing nothing while your fellow sufferers toil, sweat, and count the hours until they go home.

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Come up with a story you won't tell anyone.
The worst thing is to start talking about having to go to the dermatologist or a parent-teacher conference in the morning because that lets people know that you're planning to leave work early. What's the problem? It's fine if you plan to do it once a year, but if you do it every day, you'll run out of excuses before you even start thinking about it.

So, keep your mouth shut, come up with a good and convincing story, but only tell it in case someone catches you and asks you where you're going. If someone sees you but doesn't ask you anything, move on without saying a word or unnecessary explanation.